Little shit finally stopped hissing and fell asleep tucked in my shirt. Can’t wait to watch him grow up ♡ #Herpetology #SavannahMonitor #Reptiles

“Oh my God. Are there boobs on my head?!” Passing out watching Little Nicky, one of my favorite movies of all time. Good night!

yo, shawty

My dream pet. Your nightmare. #BurmesePython

And in that instant. I knew. It wanted to eat my face.

A new friend ♥ #SavannahMonitor #babysavannahmonitor

Manly snacks w @dick__tation to put hair on our chests

directorscuts:

#tt 12/2012 @nicolaslopez shows me @CanonUSAimaging 5D on #Aftershock scout in Valparaiso. This is the camera we used to shoot the film. Changed the way I think of how to shoot movies.

fuck me

Flowers for no reason are the best kind.